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Post your jokes and humor here.
 
Staytite said:
Winner of funniest joke at Edinborough fringe

"I tried to steal spaghetti from a shop, but the female store guard wouldn't let me pasta"
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Sorry... Don't believe you!
'Female' store guard??? That wouldn't get past the PC scrutineers. And making light of stealing food in these days of food banks would be on shakey ground as well. And with Jeanette Krankie in charge, how can anything in Scotland top that?
 
EstuaryBoy said:
Sorry... Don't believe you!
'Female' store guard??? That wouldn't get past the PC scrutineers. And making light of stealing food in these days of food banks would be on shakey ground as well. And with Jeanette Krankie in charge, how can anything in Scotland top that?
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And of course the mentioning of spaghetti could lead to racial stereotyping!!!
 
And the winning joke in 2021 at the Edinburgh fringe was:

"I thought Caesarean was spelt with an "s", but when I looked in the dictionary it was in the C-section"
 
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