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@ashman , you'll like this...
An old ringer walks into a barbershop in Winton for a
shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers
off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a
wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old ringer to put it
inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old ringer tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber
replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else
does
 
The Worm That Turned was a spoof piece of dystopian fiction set in 2012 in which women rule Britain. Male and female gender roles are completely reversed, even down to men having women's names and vice versa. Men are housekeepers and wear women's clothes, and law and order is managed by female guards in boots and hot pants.

Available on YouTube :)


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